The Funny Catalogue

Cataloguing the funniest jokes and funny pictures of the web

Rhino Crossed with a Squirrel

July 6th, 2011

Scientists in the Ukraine have managed to genetically cross an American Grey Squirrel with a African Rhino DNA. There have been many genetic crosses between different animals, GM food is common and there has even been even some experimentation on human DNA, but this cross with a Rhino and Squirrel is a significant breakthrough in genetic modification. This is because the Ukrainian scientists were actually able to specify which parts of an animal to cross, rather than simply charactoristics (as we do with genetically modified food, in which a scientist can cross different plants to make more resistant, hardier crops, etc).

Squirrel-Rhino Genetic Cross

CNN’s news reporter for the Ukraine said this in her report “The Rhino-Squirrel cross is not being classified as a new species as it is unable to reproduce, which means that technically it cannot be regarded as a species in itself”. Ukrainian scientists, however are arguing that some genetically modified plants that cannot reproduce (and rely on cuttings to propagate) have been classified as a subspecies and as such the Rhino-Squirrel cross should be recognised as a species in its own right.

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Why Are Elevators So Awkward (Star Wars, Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader in an Elevator)

June 1st, 2011

  Why are elevators always so awkward? At least if either of them farted in the elevator it wouldn't matter - Darth Vader is in a metal suit, so it would be trapped in there like a wetsuit fart and if Luke Skywalker farted Darth Vader wouldn't mind because he breathes through a device. You'd think that Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker would have something to talk about whilst stuck in an elevator? Read More...

The Nerdiest Nerd

June 1st, 2011

[caption id="attachment_120" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="This is the Nerdiest Nerd I've Ever Seen"][/caption] This guy is the Nerdiest Nerd I've ever seen Is it possible to get a nerdier nerd than this? This is the nerdies guy I've ever seen

A Wild Snorelax (Pokemon) Appears – And Has the Largest Camel Toe in the World!

May 6th, 2011

A Wild Snorelax (Pokemon) Appears... And happens to have the Largest Cammel Toe in the World! That's one Fat Camel Toe'd snorelax I'm not even sure if that's funny. That snorelax is kinda sad :(

Famous Royal Fart – Did Prince Phillip Fart?

February 14th, 2011

[caption id="attachment_112" align="aligncenter" width="500" caption="Did Prince Phillip Fart"][/caption]

Cat Helpdesk

February 13th, 2011

Funny, even cats have the same problems humans do. [caption id="attachment_108" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="Cat Helpdesk"][/caption] Funny :)

I’m Not a Pheasant Plucker

August 16th, 2010

Here's a funny limericks, which I beleive was created by Billy Connolly. Careful though, its a rude limerick! I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant pluckers son. I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant plucker comes. Not so much a funny limerick, more a funny rhyme / poem, but a good one nevertheless Read More...

Rock, Paper, Scissors Game

August 10th, 2010

Have you beaten the best in the playground? Maybe you are some kind of game playing psychic game champion? Maybe you just wanna play Rock, Paper, Scissors online? Classic game. Enjoy. [RPS]

Play Hangman Online

August 10th, 2010

I know what you've been thinking, when will some coding genius somewhere out there in the interweb make a freely playable online game of Hangman so I can spend all my spare time at work playing my favourite online game, Hangman. Well, here it is, enjoy it folks: [HANGMAN]

It’s All About You

July 16th, 2010

This quick fun quiz will tell you all about a person, and of course, its completely accurate! Make sure you fill in all the answers below, especially to the last question about water and what you think of when it comes to that form of water.Have fun! Please enter your favourite type of animal: Please enter 3 words that describe that animal Please enter your favourite colour Please enter 3 words that describe that colour Please enter your favourite form of water (such as rain, the sea, moisture on the window, etc Read More...



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