The Funny Catalogue

Rhino Crossed with a Squirrel

Chuckles — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 03:10:45 +0000

Scientists in the Ukraine have managed to genetically cross an American Grey Squirrel with a African Rhino DNA. There have been many genetic crosses between different animals, GM food is common and there has even been even some experimentation on human DNA, but this cross with a Rhino and Squirrel is a significant breakthrough in genetic modification. This is because the Ukrainian scientists were actually able to specify which parts of an animal to cross, rather than simply charactoristics (as we do with genetically modified food, in which a scientist can cross different plants to make more resistant, hardier crops, etc).

CNN’s news reporter for the Ukraine said this in her report “The Rhino-Squirrel cross is not being classified as a new species as it is unable to reproduce, which means that technically it cannot be regarded as a species in itself”. Ukrainian scientists, however are arguing that some genetically modified plants that cannot reproduce (and rely on cuttings to propagate) have been classified as a subspecies and as such the Rhino-Squirrel cross should be recognised as a species in its own right.

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Why Are Elevators So Awkward (Star Wars, Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader in an Elevator)

Chuckles — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 23:12:21 +0000

Why are elevators always so awkward?

At least if either of them farted in the elevator it wouldn’t matter – Darth Vader is in a metal suit, so it would be trapped in there like a wetsuit fart and if Luke Skywalker farted Darth Vader wouldn’t mind because he breathes through a device.

You’d think that Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker would have something to talk about whilst stuck in an elevator?

… Awkward …

Star wars lift humour – funny as

The Nerdiest Nerd

Chuckles — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 22:45:40 +0000

This is the Nerdiest Nerd I've Ever Seen

This guy is the Nerdiest Nerd I’ve ever seen
Is it possible to get a nerdier nerd than this? This is the nerdies guy I’ve ever seen

A Wild Snorelax (Pokemon) Appears – And Has the Largest Camel Toe in the World!

Chuckles — Fri, 06 May 2011 02:15:23 +0000

A Wild Snorelax (Pokemon) Appears… And happens to have the Largest Cammel Toe in the World! That’s one Fat Camel Toe’d snorelax

I’m not even sure if that’s funny. That snorelax is kinda sad

Famous Royal Fart – Did Prince Phillip Fart?

Chuckles — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 20:59:37 +0000

Did Prince Phillip Fart

Cat Helpdesk

Chuckles — Sun, 13 Feb 2011 20:11:07 +0000

Funny, even cats have the same problems humans do.

Cat Helpdesk

Funny

I’m Not a Pheasant Plucker

Chuckles — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 21:45:45 +0000

Here’s a funny limericks, which I beleive was created by Billy Connolly. Careful though, its a rude limerick!

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant pluckers son. I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant plucker comes.

Not so much a funny limerick, more a funny rhyme / poem, but a good one nevertheless. Try to say it fast.

Rock, Paper, Scissors Game

Chuckles — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 11:08:29 +0000

Have you beaten the best in the playground? Maybe you are some kind of game playing psychic game champion? Maybe you just wanna play Rock, Paper, Scissors online? Classic game. Enjoy.

Please select rock, scissor or paper to start

Please choose:
Rock - Scissor - Paper

Play Hangman Online

Chuckles — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 10:55:53 +0000

# Wrong Guesses Left: 6

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Choose a letter:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

I know what you’ve been thinking, when will some coding genius somewhere out there in the interweb make a freely playable online game of Hangman so I can spend all my spare time at work playing my favourite online game, Hangman. Well, here it is, enjoy it folks:

It’s All About You

Chuckles — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 04:02:16 +0000