Mick says to Paddy, I’ve just bought a new dog!
Paddy asks what kind of dog?
“A Labrador”, Mick says.
“Are you kidding?” says Paddy, “Do you know how many of their owners go blind?!”
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Lawyer Jokes – After Nine Husbands, I’m Still a Virgin
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A lawyer got married to a woman who had divorced her last nine husbands. On their honeymoon, she said to the lawyer, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled lawyer. "How can you have been married nine times and still be a virgin?" "Well, my first husband was a sales rep: he kept telling me how great it was going to be Read More...
One Good Reason to Leave the Lights On
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In the Queue at the Supermarket
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What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?
May 27th, 2010
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What did the stamp say to the envelope?
May 27th, 2010
One liners: Here's another bad joke for you. Question: What did the stamp say to the envelope? Answer: I'm stuck on you!